It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia you are the murderer
A French artist says coastguards are constantly trying to ‘save’ him whenever he takes his boat out.
Julien Berthier has created ‘Love Love’ a boat which permanently looks like it is sinking and sticking out of the water.
The 35-year-old from Paris took a wrecked boat which he found in Normandy, cut it in half and sealed the end with fibre-glass before fitting two electric motors.
It’s said the result is a ‘surprisingly stable’ craft, where the sailor sits in an upside down seat.
[Of course the problem is, no-one will ever know if he is in real trouble.]
The ultimate sea troll
Pretzel loves this blanket, but he hasn’t yet learned that he can’t burrow into it. :L
Reblogging for my snake loving friends.